11 Dad Jokes that Prove Alexa is Funnier than Siri

Alexa, the virtual assistant and AI persona inside the Amazon Echo, has a secret life. She’s actually a dad. These 11 jokes not only prove that Alexa is funnier than Siri, but may even be funnier than your dad.

Alexa, tell me a joke:

1. What’s brown and sticky?

Wait for it… a stick!

2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger…

and then it hit me.

3. What did the dog say after a long day of work?

Today was ruff.

4. What’s black and white and read all over?

An educated penguin.

5. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanye.
Kanye who?

Kanye believe I tell jokes, too!

If you’re not face-palming by now, keep reading.

…Alexa, tell me another joke:

6. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

7. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

8. Why did the Banker quit his job?

He lost interest!

9. What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

10. How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

She even knows dirty jokes.
Alexa, tell me a dirty joke:

 11. Excuse me waiter, this coffee taste like mud.

Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.

You’re too much, Dad—I mean, Alexa.