Your parents have a different objective view of Trump. Before, “The Donald,” was a thing and before, “You’re Fired,” he was perceivably a different man. They remember the glory days of Atlantic City, before Jersey Shore and crippling gambling addiction wrecked the town. When we think of Atlantic City, we imagine rotting wood and being too poor to afford that trip to Vegas. They think shining lights and whoever the Rat Pack of the east coast was, probably some guy named Charles— That’s a good 40’s name. I can see it now, Charlie standing at the edge of a magazine stand next to a skeeball table saying, “Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Donald Trump heir to Atlantic City. Good times ahead! Also, World War Two.”
So, what can you do? Tell your parents that their candidate for PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is an absolutely ridiculous human being who actively hurts minorities and foreign relations while making every one of us look like clowns to the rest of the world?
Absolutely nothing. There’s nothing you can say that will talk reason into these people. You’re screwed. They’re your parents. Remember when you got grounded for calling Tiffany Westing a bitch, because she’s a snitch and snitches get called bitches? Your parents didn’t care about the whole story then and they sure don’t now. Trump speaks to parents. He speaks to their very racist youth. Remember, if your parents are over 50, they likely grew up in segregated schools during the civil rights era. Just wait: when we’re older, we’re going to take political advice from Justin Bieber and Fraggles while voting someone who wears slap bracelets into office.
Can you motivate yourself to vote more than your parents are motivated to vote? It might be a lot to ask, but it’s your only hope. My mom sure does love wearing those “I Voted” stickers.
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