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Think Easter is boring? And not at all sexy? Well, we might have a solution for you and your drunken, frisky friends.
Here are five ways to make your Easter a little sexier. As the saying goes, Jesus died for your sins, so make it worth his while!
1. Sexy Easter Bunny
Holidays are the perfect excuse for getting a little risque. Halloween started the tradition, Christmas soon followed, why not Easter? Afterall, they’re called Playboy BUNNIES. So don’t be afraid to get your bunny hop on and show off those Easter eggs. Head to your local costume shop and pick up something a little sexy and revealing. No better way to start off the sexy night than a little outfit.
2. Special Eggs
Okay, this can have a double meaning but for the sake of this article we’re going to stick with a holiday theme. Who doesn’t love Easter egg hunts? Spice up your goodies by having them contain something you picked up from the sex shop down the street. This could be lube, condoms, cards, or sexy suggestions. People love a little excitement in the bedroom—it’s your Easter responsibility to see to that.
3. Bunny Cocktails
BOOZE. St. Paddy’s Day has come and gone. Some are still recovering and some are looking for their next blackout. Pretend to be a mixologist for a few minutes and stir up some crazy cocktails for your fellow bunnies. A good one to try is the Easter Egg. It’s fairly easy to make and only requires four ingredients! This is sure to put people in the Easter spirit.
4. Spin The Carrot
I don’t mean an actual carrot. I mean…you could, but it probably won’t spin as well as you’re hoping. Gather the ladies and gents around your poorly decorated table and place a bottle in the middle. This might seem like a very middle-school thing to do, but you’re dressed as a bunny so I think we already crossed that line.
Spin the bottle and whoever it lands on is your partner for either the best or worst 30 seconds of your life. Reach into the bowl of sexy suggestions and pull one out. Whatever it says on that lucky little fortune is what you and your Easter bunny have to do. If you’re throwing a party for non-swinging couples, try the suggestions with just your partner—skip the bottle spinning.
5. The Bedroom Trail
Drum roll please! The finale is here. By now you’re probably a drunken mess floating in a sea of sexual lust. Although you did a little Easter egg hunt earlier, now is the time to put those earlier goodies to use. Hide eggs around the house for your partner to track down. Have each egg contain a clue that leads them to the next one. If you’re sexual finale includes multiple items, hide them with the eggs for your partner to collect.
As they reach the end of the trail, they’ll find you waiting in the candle-lit bedroom wearing nothing but bunny ears. You can also change it up by leading them to a candle-lit bath instead—wherever you prefer that won’t get you arrested.
Your Easter party has concluded and you’re already dreading the morning hangover. Make sure to drink some water and cuddle up next to your bunny partner. Oh, and maybe take it easy on the chocolate. It won’t mix well with the alcohol and hopping around.
Happy Easter, everyone!
